Dog Bath Blues

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

 So you had to bathe me

’cause I’m a dirty shame

perhaps I’m also smelly

and I’m the one to blame.

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

Why submit me

to water and shampoo

stinky stuff

I accepted you.

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

Guess I wasn’t good enough

Guess I wasn’t sweet enough

Guess you want to play it rough

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

How much dirt

will it take to make

you see

baths don’t work?

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

Get your camera ready

’cause I’ve a tail to wag at you.

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

(c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

Dogs win, dogs win!

dog (c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013