So you had to bathe me

’cause I’m a dirty shame

perhaps I’m also smelly

and I’m the one to blame.

Why submit me

to water and shampoo

stinky stuff

I accepted you.

Guess I wasn’t good enough

Guess I wasn’t sweet enough

Guess you want to play it rough

How much dirt

will it take to make

you see

baths don’t work?

Get your camera ready

’cause I’ve a tail to wag at you.

(c) Cheyenne MacMasters 2013

Dogs win, dogs win!